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    Ok here's the deal: this is a chat thread dedicated to Chuck Norris jokes.
    DA RULES--ONE joke per reply so one person doesn't copy down all of the Chuck Norris jokes in the world. That would not be fair to anyone else that plays this game.


    Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.

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    Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

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    Time waits for no man.
    Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

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    monster check under their beds and inside their closets for CHUCK NORRIS

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    Chuck Norris can shut a revolving door.

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    chuck norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is

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    There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

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    Chuck Norris doesnt read books, he just stares them down untill he gets the information he wants

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    Chuck Norris can fight with Bruce Lee.But he can't because Bruce Lee in fast-motion is like cartoon!

    K-ON!
    I don't suggest you to open the following spoiler. I think it'll explode! Run!
    Spoiler: show
    Silly you, why did you open the spoiler? Haha.

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    Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink

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