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    Default Funny Saying Contest

    I am having a contest to see who can make me laugh most.

    Prizes are that first place 3,000 coins and 1,500 to the runner up.


    Rules are that it has to:
    - No cursing or foul language
    - PLEASE!!!! NO racism
    - The joke must be more than two words, but less that three paragraphs (so you can write a little skit or play)
    -Parodies are accepted
    - No knock-knock jokes, unless they are like, really funny
    The contest will end on September 28 of 2011. Good luck
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    Default Re: Funny Saying Contest

    Ok, anybody there
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    Default Re: Funny Saying Contest

    I'm sure i can think of something in a little bit. But yesterday I was jumping on the trampoline, and I randomly said "My first kiss went a little like this..." and I faced the road, and a car was going by really slowly, and I fell down laughing from embarrassment.
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    Default Re: Funny Saying Contest

    *facepalm* Nice Zoey xD

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    Default Re: Funny Saying Contest

    I got to say, thats pretty funny
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    Default Re: Funny Saying Contest

    That's Awesome-Sauce! I Have a trampoline, but imma give it away to my best friend soon.
    Note: the awesome sauce part was my funny saying.
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    Default Re: Funny Saying Contest

    Lemme try ^u^


    A man took his friend who wasn't so bright to a football game one day after school.
    After the game, the man asked his friend what he had thought of it.
    This is how he replied: "Well, I liked it but at the beginning, you know how they flipped the quarter? The whole rest of the game, everyone was screaming GET THE QUARTER BACK! GET THE QUARTER BACK! I mean, Gosh! It's just a quarter!"

    Get it?
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    Default Re: Funny Saying Contest

    Here's one I heard the other day, made me chuckle:

    My friend and I were playing chess, when he said, 'How about we make this a little more interesting?'.


    So we stopped playing chess.



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    Default Re: Funny Saying Contest

    Hmm. . . (this actually happened while I was at a restaurant xP)
    A man and his wife were at a restaurant, sitting at their table. The man took a little pack of butter from the bowl. He then [on purpose] threw the pack to the bowl and missed. His wife picked up the butter and placed it in the bowl. The man said, "It worked!"

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    The man was thinking, if I get a pack of butter, and throw it o the bowl and miss, will my wife put it back in the bowl? So to test this, he did just that and his wife put the butter in the bowl after he missed [on purpose](which, of course she didn't know it was a test), explaining his response, "It worked!"
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    Default Re: Funny Saying Contest

    Me and my friend were playing with those easy bake ovens, so we put the batter in. After we read the directions, we let it sit in the "oven" for about 7 Minuets. After we took it Out and decorated it. Then we tasted it, and we realized it was undercook, and cold.
    At that moment, we figured that we forgot to plug in the oven.

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