This is how this contest works:

1.) You have to vote
you can vote here:

2.) You can get your name entered how ever
many times you want. BUT for every entry you
have to write a funny story. (IDK i'm just in the
mood for laughing )

3.) Winner will be announced on
1/4/13 at 5:00 PT (Pacafic time)

4.) Winner will be awarded with the prize
that won the poll.