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    The Diary of A Crazy Lady
    By: Maxine Roseglade


    First Entry:
    I logged onto Freerealms.com early one morning so I could meet up with my friends, and the first thing I see when I log on is a crowd around me. I think its a ritual or something, they were gonna sacrifice me to the Cow God. They started yelling in my ears and I noticed, they were just random people who were standing there. I laughed at them as they started having a fit because I was cramping there style. I wait until they simmer down and yell “BACK OFF HOME GIRL! NO NEED TO YELL”! She gave me this blank expression like I was crazy. Her friends continued arguing. Then she virtually slapped me. I was INSULTED....so I kicked her in the shin and said “I'm telling my mom”!!! She fell onto the ground. I giggled this INSANE laugh as I ran into a wall. I just want to say I am not a Crazy Lady! I refuse to be called crazy, I'm just...different like the rainbow! It has different colors and....the leprechaun at the end of the rainbow is sooo nice! He gave me a hug and said I smelled like a garbage! Well I do wear a perfume 'Oder Of Gar-Bage', glad he realized it.


    Anyways, hi I'm Maxine Roseglade and I am making this entry cause well I want to tell you how life is seen through my eyes, and I gotta tell you, its a weird ride. So hang on, strap in, get a go gurt, hug a fruit loop and read on.


    I went to my house after I woke up from the wall head-butting me. I stumbled into the house and saw that Leighten was there eating my Oreos. I hit her on the back of the head and said “Nu uh Girl FRAN”!
    She retaliated “Girl...I just ate your Oreos, if you want them back your gonna have to wait a while if you catch what I'm saying”.
    My eyes got big and she plopped onto my couch. I asked “What the bleep are you doing here”?
    “I just got a word of advice, never tell my mom that her cooking is bad, wait till she goes out for a breath and then trash it”.
    “Huh”?
    “She kicked me out cause I talked bad about her pancakes”!
    “AGAIN”!?
    “Sorta...”.
    I grabbed her arm, threw her on the porch, and locked the door. She started banging on the door. I asked “Who is it”?
    She said in her little kid voice “Girl Scouts”!
    Now don't tell me if someone was selling girl scout cookies you wouldn't buy em. So I opened the door and she threw dirt at me.


    I wrote a poem for my little Diary. -clears throat-
    Diary
    Diary
    Diary
    I write in my
    Diary
    Diary
    Diary
    Oh...my Diary!


    Thank you! I know I'm like PICASO...except...Im not. Gotta get some sleep. Later Gators!
    Last edited by Maxine Roseglade; 03-02-2010 at 12:36 AM. Reason: Had to edit cause I broke da rulez... RULE BREAKER AWARD...it wasn't anything bad I promise xD
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    lol, gotta say you drew mw in and made me read all the way to the end.

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    Lol! Funny story! xD
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    Haha thank you for the two lovely comments xD
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    Nice! Miss hanging out witch you!!
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    Wow....... O_o


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    Wow, thats a cool story lol weird but cool and funny.

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    haha I run into walls on a daily basis. haha nice story!
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    Lol, me too but my life isnt as hectic and crazy lol

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    Haha, I like it. It's pretty random.

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